Rate. Improve. Share.

How does your yard rank?

Upload one photo and get a funny, shareable Yard Score in seconds.

No email. No account. One photo.

Choose one yard photo
JPG, PNG, or WebP, up to 10 MB.

Show the lawn, landscaping, patio, or front exterior. Keep people and vehicles out of frame.

Three quick steps

01

Upload

One clear photo of the outdoor space you want to rank.

02

Get roasted

A playful visible-feature score you can share in seconds.

03

Improve it

Use your result to see the clearest route to a 95+ yard.

Before the reveal

The fair questions.

What makes a good upload?

A bright, wide photo that shows the main yard space. Avoid people, vehicles, and sensitive details.

Is this a property appraisal?

No. YardRank is entertainment and inspiration, not a valuation, inspection, or professional landscaping consultation.

Do I have to share my score?

Never. Your result is yours. Share only when you are ready to start the neighborhood group chat.

A higher standard for yards

Get the free score first. The improvement plan only shows up when your result is ready.

No email before your first score.